What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:12

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
Quia qui rem laborum itaque vel.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No